Bobby Brown
Frank Zappa
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1. Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown. They say I'm they cutest boy in town.
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My car is fast, my teeth are shiny. You can tell all the girls that they can kiss my hiny.
2. Here I am at the famous school. I'm dressin' sharp and I'm acting cool.
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper. I let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her.
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Refr. Oh God I am the American dream. I do not think I'm too extreme.
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I'm a handsome son of a bitch. I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
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(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
3. Women's liberation came creepin' all across the nation.
I tell you people I was not ready when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy.
4. She made a little speech then. Oh, she tried to make me say when.
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick. I guess I'm still hooked on but now it shoots too quick.
Refr. Oh God I am the American dream but now I smell like vaseline
and I'm a miserable son of a bitch. Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which.
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)
5. So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingled my change but I'm still kind of cute.
I got a job doing radio promo and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.
6. Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into S and M.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power as long as I get a little golden shower.
Refr. Oh God I am the American dream with a spindle up my but' 'till it makes me scream
and I'd do anything to get a head. I lay awake nights saying thank you Fred.
Refr. Oh God Oh God I'm so fantastic. Thanks to Freddy I'm a sexual spastic
and my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down.
End. And my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down.
And my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down.